dencomelet sammich

DID YOU KNOW?
You can patch any lull in conversation with a conversation about sandwiches? It is TRUE, as provened by my sister, Slanger (http://slangerhobo.blogspot.com/2006/06/rocky-mountain-spaz.html), and her friends Ang and Sam and then various combinations of the 4 of us +my friend Pete and his girlf and then Paige and her friend Mak. IT IS TRUE. Picture this:

"..."
"..."
"..." (sips beer), "..."
everyone sips beer ($1 cans of PBR at the Tiki Lounge, of course)
"..."
"Oh man, I had the best sandwich the other day!"
"REALLY? WHAT WAS IT? I LOVE SANDWICHES!"
"WAS IT TURKEY ON SOURDOUGH? THAT'S MY ULTA-FAV!"
"NO, IT WAS ROAST BEEF."
"SWEET BABY JESUS, ROAST BEEF IS THE BEST. WE ALWAYS HAVE ROS'BEEF SAMMICHES THE DAY AFTER CHRISTMAS WITH THE HORSERADISH MY AUNT BUYS DURING HER ANNUAL TRIP TO ARKANSAS AND ALSO SOME LEFTOVER CHUTNEY ALL ON MARBLE RYE."
"OH MY GOD, THAT SOUNDS DELISH, BUT I LIKE ANYTHING ON WHITE BREAD WITH MAYO."
"MAYO? WHAT THE FUCK, MAN?"
"YOU DON'T LIKE MAYO? WHY NOT?"
etc.

Eccola, people, a conversation.

Then if you have a few MORE beers either at the Tiki Lounge or the Back Yard -and feel free to have some wine or G+Ts if you prefer- you have a conversation lull-patcher like this (and this really happened):

"..."
"..."
"So, how do you feel about sandwiches?"
"Love 'em."
"Yeah? What's your favorite?"
"'Meat Sandwich,' it was the first porn I ever watched and then acted out...."

HELLO, people, an icebreaker followed by some friskytimes. Well friskytimes never happened, but they COULD have, and the conversation DID jump straight from sandwiches to threesomes lickitysplit.

Anyway, for those of you readers who don't already know her, my sister has a blog too and you should read it and see some pictures and I think the big group shot was taken shortly before the friskytimes did or did not take place.